Dinner was great. Shocking in a word. I moaned in ectasy with every bite of my burger. I don't know why but it was simply amazing. I wanted to finish it but I just couldn't. Our coasters had jokes on them. I read the first. Oh fun! With glee, I picked up the next and the next! How disappointing to find all our coasters had the same joke. When our server came back, I requested more coasters but they had to have different jokes on them. All the ones in her pocket had the same joke. Urg! So I sent her searching. She came back with a few coasters. SCORE! A couple of minutes of humor at aleast. All the coasters she gave me had the same joke on them, though different than the one on our table originally. Disappointment again! This is what it must be like to be an Olympian, oh the agony of defeat. ;)
Nothing else exciting on this front. Oh except for poop. Don't you just hate it when you grab your child and place her on your lap and you get that something extra special? Of course I was heading out the door to visit a friend and I feel it. Watery poop all over my leg. Lib wanted me to carry her but I wasn't going to get that stuff all over my arm, my skin!!! I don't know what Mee maw and Paw Paw fed her last night but it came out whole today. It was like a diaper stew! I hear a song coming on:
You feel it now
Not 1 but # 2
Sloshing all around
It is diaper stew!
Your butt is weighing heavy
Grab your fork and your spoon
Yuck! Please no!
It is nasty diaper stew.
Never a dull moment!
Until later!
1 comment:
You are HILARIOUS!!! Not so great at keeping up this blog (hint, hint) but still HILARIOUS! You need to keep up your posting on here so those of us who live far from you can know what's going on in your little family, girl! I was so excited to see you had a blog!
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